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Sweetest kiss- On the head. Loveliest kiss- On cheeks! Most romantic kiss- On the lips! & the hottest kiss? On The bike’s silencer.

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Sweetest kiss- On the head. Loveliest kiss- On cheeks! Most romantic kiss- On the lips! & the hottest kiss? On The bike’s silencer.

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember.

When you are older you will know that life is a long lesson in humility.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save!

Roses are red, violets are blue the face like yours belongs to the zoo, but don´t be sad because I´ll be there too..not in the cage, but LAUGHING AT YOU XD

When i die don't write "R.I.P" on my grave write "B.R.B"

I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It's still alive, but its hair looks amazing!

A closed mouth is an open ear, the less you talk the more you hear.

When somebody says "Expect the unexpected" slap them in the face and say" You didn’t expect that, did you."

I don’t have time to hate people who hate me, because I’m too busy loving people who love me!

Two most honest people in this world, drunk people and little kids…

Security is an illusion. Life is either a daring adventure or it is nothing at all.

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